People say the strangest things.

There's something about being in the dark anonymity of a movie theater that sometimes prompts people to say the weirdest things ever. I once got dragged by a lady friend to see to some Channing Tatum rom-com, and there was one scene where he comes out all cleaned up and in a tux and the music went quiet RIGHT as some girl in the back was telling her friends "OMG, he's so hot even if he was my COUSIN, I'd do him!" I couldn't stop chuckling for the rest of the film. Funniest thing I ever overheard.

I guess it's good to know she won't just bang ANY cousin - he's gotta be suitably hot. Standards are important!